KEEP IT UP DOCTOR DEAN!

IN THE GOLDEN DAYS OF BASEBALL BEFORE THE MULTIMILLIONAIRE, WHO HIT FOR LESS THAN 250 BATTING AVERAGE TOOK OVER THE NATIONAL PASTIME. THERE WAS A GREAT PITCHER WITH A FUNNY WAY OF TALKING. I BELIEVE WE CALL IT FRACTURED PHRASING. TWO OF HIS FAMOUS QUOTES ARE AS FOLLOWS: "SON WHAT KIND OF PITCH WOULD YOU LIKE TO MISS?" AND" THE DOCTORS X-RAYED MY HEAD AND FOUND NOTHING." THIS GREAT PITCHER WAS CALLED DIZZY DEAN. HE IS IN BASEBALLS HALL OF FAME FOR HIS PITCHING. HE WON 20 GAMES FOUR TIMES IN HIS CAREER, AND EARNED FOUR STIKEOUT TITLES WHILE PITCHING FOR THE SAINT LOUIS CARDINALS AND CHICAGO CUBS. A REAL BASEBALL HERO.
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NOW WE HAVE A NEW NON ATHELETIC "DIZZY" DEAN, AND THANK GOD HE IS A DEMOCRAT! TODAYS NEWS QUOTES DR. HOWARD DEAN, DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CHAIRMAN, VERMONT GOV. FOR ELEVEN YEARS, SON OF A PARK AVENUE FINACIAL BARON AS SAYING THAT THE NEW YORK SUPREME COURT DECISION TO VOTE IN FAVOR OF TRADITIONAL MAN AND WOMAN MARRIAGE. "RELIES ON OUTDATED AND BIGOTED NOTIONS ABOUT FAMILIES". THIS FROM A MAN WHOM WHEN GOV. OF VERMONT SIGNED THE "CIVIL-UNION" BILL BEHIND CLOSED DOORS SO NO PICTURES COULD BE TAKEN! HIS STATEMENT WILL PLAY WELL WITH THE HARD CORE DEMOCRATS AND ULTRA-LEFTISTS ON BOTH COASTS, BUT THE REACTION IN THE MAJORITY OF THE HEARTLAND WILL PROBABLY BE LIKE MINE. HOW DID THIS "NUTCAKE" EVER BECOME DNC CHAIRMAN. HE IS A LIABILITY NOT AND ASSET
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WITH HILLARY FLIP FLOPPING LIKE A FRESHLY CAUGHT FISH LYING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BOAT ON ALMOST ALL IMPORTANT ISSUES, AND ONCE DEFEATED GORE AND KERRY HELPING PAINT THE DEMOCRATS INTO THE LEFTIST CORNER. I FOR ONE AM CHEERING DOCTOR DEAN FOR OPENING HIS MOUTH WIDE AND PUTTING HIS FOOT IN IT. KEEP IT UP HOWARD!